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Eat the apple!

Eat the apple...
Short for eat the apple, fu*k the core.
A phrase used by Marines to cathartically explain their disdain for the corps. Usually after getting fu*ked by the 'big green weenie".
SSGT speaking to a formation of Marines. "Well Gents, you were supposed to be on leave for the next 72 hours, but private pile here didn't clean his barracks room well enough. You will all now be staying late to field day your filthy rooms correctly and bring it up to the standards of our great corps.

Response from anonymous marine in formation. "Eat the apple!"
by Alby2141 November 19, 2022
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Apple Fanboys

Apple fanboys are kids who only buy apple products because they want to follow the herd like mindless sheeple rather than analysing the quality of the phone. They just go by the popularity of the product.
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Apple Monday

Apple Monday only occurs on a Full Moon. You have to have apples in your vicinity and maybe apple Monday will come true. Usually someone who is related to apple will turn into an invisible being!
James McKee! It’s Apple Monday on a Full Moon!
by John Is Cote 69 May 23, 2022
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Apple Pen

A pen that people waste the fucking money on, because paper is so outdated
Bro: Hey I just bought a new apple pen!

Other Bro: Why?

Bro: because paper is total shit
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Dingle Apple

Noun- When a dingle berry becomes the size of a honey crisp apple.
In college he had sex with such a large, unkept woman, that he was picking dingle apples out of his teeth for days.
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apple jaice

apple juice, I just wanted to define it but I couldn't. here's apple jaice!
"Have you heard of apple jaice?"

"isn't that just apple juice with a a instead of a u?"
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cheesy apple

Can you please get me a cheesy apple said billy. Everyone left billy though. Because he liked cheesy apples.
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