a retard and a half, ie. someone who is incompetent to the extent that you find it hard to know what they are thinking.
by 25toLife August 03, 2006
half-brain haf-breyn, hahf-breyn
–noun
1. the female human being (distinguished from man).
2. an adult female person.
3. a female attendant to a lady of rank.
4. a wife.
5. the nature, characteristics, or feelings often attributed to the female human being; half-brainliness.
6. a sweetheart or paramour; mistress.
7. a female employee or representative: A half-brain from the real estate agency called.
8. a female person who cleans house, cooks, etc.; housekeeper: The half-brain will be in to clean today.
9. half-brains collectively: Half-brain is no longer subordinate to man.
–adjective
10. female: a half-brain plumber.
—Idiom
11. be one's own half-brain, (of females) to be free from restrictions, control, or dictatorial influence; be independent.
–noun
1. the female human being (distinguished from man).
2. an adult female person.
3. a female attendant to a lady of rank.
4. a wife.
5. the nature, characteristics, or feelings often attributed to the female human being; half-brainliness.
6. a sweetheart or paramour; mistress.
7. a female employee or representative: A half-brain from the real estate agency called.
8. a female person who cleans house, cooks, etc.; housekeeper: The half-brain will be in to clean today.
9. half-brains collectively: Half-brain is no longer subordinate to man.
–adjective
10. female: a half-brain plumber.
—Idiom
11. be one's own half-brain, (of females) to be free from restrictions, control, or dictatorial influence; be independent.
by T Fizzy April 10, 2007
by starsonmyarms July 24, 2006
Also knowen as "the Weather Man" someone who is easily aroused in the presence of two or more guys or four second of porno. He smells like a sweaty jock strap because he doesn't know how to shower and never wears socks with running shoes. He is also knowen for breaking anything that can be broken. He is more ADD then a squirrel on red bull and loves to wallow in his own filth which is why you never ask him to clean because he will only make thing worse.
by Boodro September 01, 2010
by harajuku_lover4 October 11, 2006
Someone who is fat, but you cannot tell until they remove their shirt. Most half-fatties are only half fat because they are lazy and eat hot pockets.
by d-frank April 11, 2007
by c&ub. March 05, 2007