Anally Ravaged

When you get destroyed at a sport/game/ or event so hard that it is equivilant to having your butt mauled by an animal

The Dutch anally ravaged Spain in the 2014 Brazil games, with a 5-1 win.

by ThePhenakist June 13, 2014

anally fashioned

1) A lover of high fashion. Someone who hates Old Navy clothing.

2) Fashioned like an anus, therefore making him an asshole.

Kris made fun of my Old Navy capri pants, he is so anally fashioned.

by i heart ladies night October 30, 2008

Anal prospector

Man or woman searching fellow humans anuses for precious metals or fossils.

Mother: Billy told me yesterday that he is thinking about becaming anal prospector!
Father: Well, good for him.
Mother: I know! At the age of 12 he would be the youngest anal prospector in centuries!

by Nikolai Nietzsche August 6, 2011

anal heat

The burning sensation that occurs when passing a load after eating spicy food.

There was enough anal heat in the stall to light my blunt.

by Eddey Robinson March 3, 2007

anal ramage

rough butt sex.

we had some hard core anal ramage last night.

by mamajay March 6, 2009

Anal Aneurysm

When one's anus pulsates inwards and outwards excessively quick in a short period of time. This can lead to sever and painful anal prolapse.

Josh: DUDE! I was so fucking constipated yesterday and when I finally had the relief of shitting my brains out my asshole did the weirdest thing.
Dave: Did you have an anal aneurysm?
Josh: Probably...

by CaptainShovel February 27, 2015

anal gagging

When you're trying to poop, but your anus has spasms similar to gagging. This often happens when you eat too many spicy foods and typically happens towards the end of a bad case of Fiarrhea

After a bout of fiarrhea I was dealing with anal gagging and dry heaving as my bowels attempted to expell the remnants of the Flamin' Hot Cheeto dust powder coating the walls of my colon.

by Dr Asspasm May 15, 2017