Alex is a cold blooded small child who rarely speaks. When he does he will boast about how mature he is when compared to other people. Alex is 0.0000001cm taller than Ewob. If you ever meet Alex you may not see him immediately as he blends into his surroundings very well.
by You pleb January 12, 2022
Get the Alex the Ghostmug. God. God of lyrics, voices and guitarists. He's hot, but oversexualised. He and Miles Kane are gay for eachother, but some people say that's humbug. Then again, this relationship is oversexualised. By the way, Alex Turner is a rock drummer.
Psychologist: 'What did you dream about last night?'
Person: 'Alex Turner.'
Psychologist: 'That's what you say every time.'
Person: 'I know, Right?'
Person: 'Alex Turner.'
Psychologist: 'That's what you say every time.'
Person: 'I know, Right?'
by Flowerpower9524 May 29, 2019
Get the Alex Turnermug. by alexturnersgf June 28, 2021
Get the alex turnermug. a very lanky person permanently stuck in the friendzone, but we all like him cos he has phat sesh's every year
by Randomer_101 June 9, 2018
Get the alex clarkemug. by ISRY November 9, 2020
Get the Alex momentmug. 
