Apple Humor

Someone that has very weird humor , commonly will like apples and have some random rivalry with oranges , they also might have discord for some reason other to share that they like apples.

Their thirst for apples is agonizing , making apples everything about their lifestyle . An example of someone who someone who has apple humor is Verby, a man obsessed with apples.

If you see someone like this from a five-feet radius, start running away because looking at one of them will immediately have them talk about the history and lore of apples.

Apple humor examples

"Hey guys... I really really love apples"

"Apples taste amazing"

"Oh yeah those cute apples"

"Aaaa those apples I really want to-"

"I want to marry that apple"

"I once dated an apple"

by Verby February 17, 2022

Apple Fritter

what do you call a pile of poop with semen drizzled on top of it? An Apple Fritter

"that one night stand, I shit on her back and came on top, that shit looked like a apple fritter"

by WeeNerCoom April 11, 2021

APPLE THE DOG

A dog that is fat and cute af. She a apple because dat her name. She always makers you happy even if ur down. She can always make ur day with the stupid things she does.

YO LOOK AT DAT APPLE THE DOG OVER DERE SHE FAT BUT ALSO CUTE.

by Bandgoofball July 7, 2019

pp apple

the act of shuving a apple up the fore skin
(its a kinky act)

i seen an pp apple yesterday

by maxithefox123 November 13, 2022

apples, m8

adjective. A term that Australians use whenever something is easy for them. Also a term used by fellow cunts to brag about something being way to ez

Girl: Man, that test was as hard as that BBC I took last night.
Guy: Aw come on, that test was apples, m8
Girl: Shut up you bloody cunt

by Conrad25725 November 26, 2018

apple stroodle

Where you cum and piss at the same time.

I just apple stroodled.

by xxx__Yolo_Swagger__21_xxxx December 9, 2016

Dingle Apple

Noun- When a dingle berry becomes the size of a honey crisp apple.

In college he had sex with such a large, unkept woman, that he was picking dingle apples out of his teeth for days.

by 77NaughtyDaddysGirl92 March 30, 2022