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Oil Change

A dumb excuse to get out of something.
Sorry dean I can't stay for class I need to get an oil change.
by poetic patron June 23, 2016
mugGet the Oil Changemug.

National Change Seat Day

On September 30th all of our founding fathers came together under a meeting called by Samuel Adams to make a day in which all seats in any classroom, bus, airplane could be changed.
Brad, “hey happy national change seat day, want to take someone’s first class seat?” Terry, “aww heck yeah I can’t wait too”
by Mr.Jammie September 17, 2019
mugGet the National Change Seat Daymug.

Changed Rule 34

"Hey teacher, try googling "Changed Rule 34"!"
"Okay"
"hehe, she's gonna get trolled XD"
"what is wrong with you my student? why do i see some animals mating?"
by FurryFucker445 August 9, 2023
mugGet the Changed Rule 34mug.

Nothing ever changes

Because your messaging is bad. It's literally just the monopoly on virtue exhibited by the fundamentalist with a smug, sarcastic twist. You policy is incoherent and often contradictory. Your empathy doesn't actually translate to you caring about other people's lives and amounts only to pity for people for whom you feel bad. You're not good people. Believing as you believe and doing what you want EQUALS "Good people" to you. You're completely unsympathetic as a party because you have no sympathy for anyone who doesn't adhere to your political presuppositions. AND you're completely politically inept and just as authoritarian as the conservatives.
Hym "I mean, you say it seems like nothing ever changes but something changed. Now, you're going to shit out every mongrel child you conceive (consensually or otherwise). That changed. And nobody cares."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
mugGet the Nothing ever changesmug.

bubble gum change

Low paying job, making very little pay, similar to paying peanuts. You say I'm getting paid BUBBLE GUM CHANGE. To describe a low paying job.
You say I'm getting paid BUBBLE GUM CHANGE. To describe a low paying job.
by INVASORE September 18, 2016
mugGet the bubble gum changemug.

changing youtube settings

the act of fapping, aka masterbaiting, it can be either gender, and any situation.
in some way its abled to be used as to say you had a orgasm, doesnt always have to be you your self fapping it can be sex, or even seeing someone else fap
when someone is fapping or having sex, they are changing there youtube settings, once they have a ograsm they have changed there youtube settings
jack: "brb dude i gota go change my youtube settings"
micheal: "wierd ass imagen changing youtube settings in the day time"
by anonymous November 6, 2021
mugGet the changing youtube settingsmug.

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