"His hair looks so soft, I want to Puppy Touch it"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"
by pupl0ver234 February 23, 2010
an young spunk puppy who's purpose in life is to run around after his superior(s), while they put definitions of him on urban dictionary.com
by uncle super schlong June 18, 2003
Hooter girl leans over and shows her cleavage and states "feed the puppies" after she serves you a beer.
by RonMark46 December 27, 2013
Someone who lives inside a bubble of privilege. They've never faced any type of cultural push back because they fit perfectly into society's norms. They typically don't ever think for themselves and just go along with popular opinion because popular opinion always benefits them.
Wow! "Lauren" and "Luke" are each such a perception puppy; they never understand the corruption around them because it never negatively impacts their day to day.
by Arkantose April 12, 2023
An action in which one gently places his or her lips around a man’s penis tip, gorilla suctions on and literally starts blowing him and twisting until his dick takes form of a balloon puppy.
by dickwitcha June 20, 2022
An act where a man or women is on a leash and barks, while another person shits and jumps in the air. If you have good aim then the person posing as a dog should catch and eat the tasty brown log.
by Chicus ricus March 18, 2024
A euphemism for any online discussion which seemed relevant and important at the time, but has now become buried in the noise of other discussions and is now mostly forgotten.
"Did we ever decide which format to go with for those new TPS reports?" "Not really, I think that got eclipsed by the cute puppy photo."
by tertbel July 18, 2019