ur ass cheeks being clapped

The joke

Hey duude listen
what
the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

Go: hey duude listen
Bo: listen to what
Go: to the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

by zaworldo August 18, 2021

Clap

1) To fire a gun at someone.
2) To have sexual intercourse (typically with a woman).
3) A slang term for an STD.

1. "Watch your mouth before I clap yo' ass, man."
2. "Hey babygirl, wanna go to my room so I can clap them cheeks."
3. "Ah, fuck. Michael gave me the clap."

by SquiiDaZh January 4, 2019

clap

noise of your ass slapping together. also a term for gonorrhea.

ouch my dick hurts when i piss because of my CLAP. i had that bitch’s ass clapping for hours

by seventeenthirtyeight May 29, 2019

Clap

(Verb)

1.) The act of fucking/desiring intercourse with someone.

2.) Beating somebody at an activity with ease/winning by a lot.

1.) "Bro I was really tryna clap her cheeks today."
2.) "I clapped everyone in Bullet Force today in class."
"Bro I got clapped by that math test today."

by Obi-Juan112 December 11, 2018

riding clap

When you ride someone small nakey and make them all salty . your ass claps so hard it sounds like a round of applause and the room sounds like a stadium , the sound of the claps echo so your parents can hear and your baby sister can remember

jOsH: yo last night she was riding clap.

by big dick penis April 18, 2020

Shawty Made The Ass Clap

Shawty with dem shotties just made yo ass clap harder then your uncle hitting you from the back.

For example..

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY CHEEKS ARE PURPLE PRUNES

Bro, Shawty Made The Ass Clap with gravity and shit.

by MyNiggaCottonPicker123 April 14, 2020

Clapped

Shitty in quality due to neglect/stupidity
i.e. Ozzy's POS Yukon

Have you seen Ozzy's Yukon?
That thing is CLAPPED

by MoonDemonAuto November 15, 2022