1. Offering useless information at any given moment most notably while the listener is intoxicated.
2. Wanting to have philosophical conversations at an given point in time.
3. A guy who works a girl up sexually and then changes his mind at the last second about having sex with her.
2. Wanting to have philosophical conversations at an given point in time.
3. A guy who works a girl up sexually and then changes his mind at the last second about having sex with her.
1. Drunk girl: Hey, letttts gooo ouuutsh.
Aaron: You shouldn't go out in your condition. If the air was to mix with your blood at a certain rate...
Greg:(whispers)What's he doing?
Jake: He just pulled a Mike.
2. Tara: We were making out at a party and he pulled a Mike. He started talking about Nietzsche.
3. Jen: So I'm not dating _______ anymore.
Tyler: Aww hon, I'm sorry. What happened?
Jen: We were in bed last night and we were messing around and pulled a Mike.
Aaron: You shouldn't go out in your condition. If the air was to mix with your blood at a certain rate...
Greg:(whispers)What's he doing?
Jake: He just pulled a Mike.
2. Tara: We were making out at a party and he pulled a Mike. He started talking about Nietzsche.
3. Jen: So I'm not dating _______ anymore.
Tyler: Aww hon, I'm sorry. What happened?
Jen: We were in bed last night and we were messing around and pulled a Mike.
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fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
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