Zack

A boy who is sweet but desperate at times. A Zack tends to be immature and wants to fit with the crowd. A Zack has trouble finding girls because of lack of intelligence and his face.

Heyyyy you’re acting like Zack right now

by dehydratedgorilla November 21, 2023

Zack

A dude with a micropenis and parental problems of an extreme level. Works out everyday just to try and have bigger tits than his ex. Likes to chat shit, but hates people who chat shit.

Has the greasiest hair known to man and smells like the underside of a hot garbage can because he’s clearly never heard of body wash.

“Hey is that Zack?”
“Yeah, I smelled him before I saw him.”

by Obamascummyslutty November 28, 2023

zachary hayes

A slightly ugly and slightly fine ass nigga who will grab any girl or boys ass.
He dates a girl with a kinds fat yet kinda flat ass. She grabbed his dick tho like a dumbass. anyways, u should date him

zachary hayes the dumb nigga

by zachary hayes November 28, 2023

Zachary Hayes

A guy who is not afraid to grab your butt, but it shy when it comes to saying he has a girl.

Guy: Hey zach who u date?
Zachary Hayes: Nobody.
Her: WHAT?! WE'RE DONE

by zachary hayes November 30, 2023

zackcrushing

Like will literally marry her before the first date kinda crush.

She’s so beautiful, I’m like zackcrushing this chick, bro!

by anonymous December 4, 2023

Zack McCurrie

The largest, most dense object in the known universe more commonly known to it's discoverers as Zack McCurrie. It has a gravitational pull 10x the average black hole's and is thought to be the centre of the universe, the thing that binds all galaxies, nebulas and lone planets to have ever existed in an eternal swirl of all matter.

Holy sh*t that's Zack McCurrie, I didn't even know it was real!

by Dongnut February 10, 2024

Zachary G

A man so good at fucking your life will never be the same

Holy shit Zachary G was with me last night

You'll never be the same that dick is crazy

by 12godlevel_man24 February 11, 2024