Whale Braining

When you stuff a melon, usually a watermelon, with ham salad, drill a hole in it and then proceed to acquire carnal knowledge of it.

It has ben a long and boring quarantine, so when I get home from the store I am going do some whale braining to pass the time.

by Frank789 February 27, 2021

Milk whale

When a guy comes in the back if your throat and it shoots out your nose.

"Damn, I just milk whaled her."

"Let's milk whale."

"Hold on, I'm milk whaling them."

by takethistoyourcave July 14, 2016

Whaling

Laying naked on your bed after a hot shower letting the ceiling fan dry you off.

I told him to just come in, the door was open, I was whaling and I wasn’t quite dry yet.

by UnionSuitHero November 2, 2025

Whale

A rather sizable fish, likely living in some pretty deep puddles somewhere.

Hey wait aren’t whales like.. really different from fish? I mean, they’re both aquatic animals but there’s gotta be SOME differences between them.

by Zn30 July 16, 2024

Whale Juice

The strange dew that you may find on grass in the early morning

"You've left whale juice everywhere!"

by 7y6i376 January 2, 2023

Whale booger

Oyster

"Yes, I'll have fried oysters with baked potato and slaw."

"Ok, hon I'll put in your order. (waitress turns towards kitchen window) Guy wants an order of whale boogers!"

by Ingledink January 19, 2012

Beached Whale

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.

My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale

by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017