Mustard Whale

When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.

"Could I have 5 hamburgers plain, mustard only...heavy on the mustard." -I am the mustard whale

by tonysuave August 15, 2010

Beluga Whaling

To sneak onto the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission) without paying. Originated from the song 'Baby Buluga' by Raffi as the extended jam (I know you've heard that one) contains a reference to stealing a ride.

"Baby Beluga in the deep blue see,
He snuck on to the TTC for free"
- Raffi (1980)

Recently the definition has been expanded to include stealing anything under $3.25 (the cash fare to ride the TTC).

Adam: Ugh. I don't have any change for the TTC. I guess I'll have Beluga Whaling it today. (Original meaning)

Adam: I don't have a pen. I guess I'll have to go Beluga Whale one from Stacy in accounting (new modified meaning)

by Swippy C January 15, 2018

Tokyo sex whale

A large woman who proceeds to throw herself on top of you like a whale breeching.

She was so into me, she pulled an absolute tokyo sex whale

by Shaneybabyboi January 26, 2023

Beluga Whale

A poker card

Jimmy put down a beluga whale.

by yourlocalcockroach April 24, 2023

Whale

It is a creature that lives in the ocean that is fat

Well did you see that whale

by Pepperjackcheese January 2, 2024

Rumpback Whale

The ass-like crack formed by a fat lady wearing a tight bathing suit in the middle of her back.

That lady has a plumber's rumpback whale.

by Hhead August 30, 2013

Fat alien whale

A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. The scientific name for this rare breed of whale is a ‘Benji’ whale. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown you.

Hey look at that fat alien whale

by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022