Washington Salute

When two males insert a lit sparkler into the tip of their penis during the Fourth of July.

To celebrate this year, my buddy and I performed the Washington Salute

by Nikki nuggets April 12, 2024

WASDing

When a player in a video game is in a stressful fast encounter, so they spam the movement keys (wasd) in an erratic way to dodge incoming attacks. This phenomenon most common in bullet hell type games with a top-down point of view (ex. Diep.io, Realm of the Mad God, Undertale, etc.).

How is that a skill issue??? I was surrounded on all sides, all of the WASDing in the world couldn't have saved that run!

by NeonNinja April 26, 2024

Wasting Government Resources

1. You don't give a fuck about government resources
2. This is a legitimate violation of my rights and is wrong for the same reason that red flag laws are unconstitutional and that surveillance states are wrong (For the cuckservatives) and for the reasons that your micro-aggressions and your misgendering is wrong.

Hym "Wasting government resources would be dumping them into a human trash-can instead of the literal creator of A.I. But you don't even think I should have rights! You want you to have the rights and then you want to lord over everyone like the greedy, filthy shit-lib you are. Dumb and bad! Bad and dumb!"

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024

Washington Sleeper

The act of having diarrhea on somebodies pillow without them knowing.

After she dumped me, her ugly ass gave me a Washington Sleeper.

by FatWeiner January 25, 2026

Washington Weed Wacker

A sexual act in which 2 partners bite and pull the pubes off of eachother, essentially giving eachother a free wax with their teeth.

Me and my girlfriend tried this new thing called the Washington Weed Wacker. It was a wild experience.

by Cheese_master February 17, 2026

Waging

Aging like fine wine

Wow, you are waging so beautifully.

by bradneo March 6, 2026

Washington Long Throat

When two males are having sex and one sticks a sex toy in the others throat eventually causing them to vomit which will cause both males to then hump the vomit until climaxing

Me and by buddy Jake were hanging out and having fun and he decided to give me a Washington Long Throat

by Markus Willbot March 10, 2026