Fred Weasley's Wife

Fred Weasley's Wife is a wonderful girl named Hayden Kosto. She is beautiful and she deserves Fred, Fred deserves her too.

Hayden is amazing but she doesn't think that she is, but she definitely is ♡

"hey, did you hear about Fred Weasley's wife, she is gorgeous!!"

by simpforginnyweasley April 10, 2021

Ganyus_.Wife

Ganyus_.wife is the most epic tik toker out there and I want to marry them

Your dad: Yo who tf is that fine bae that likes Ganyu so much?
Your mom: SHEEEESH that’s my new gf @ganyus_.wife

by Ppfarr May 11, 2021

Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.

Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!

by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021

wife of bellatrix

Wife of bellatrix is Lily Taylor 😆

“Wow, Lily is the wife of Bellatrix? So lucky.”

by bellatrix blacks wife May 30, 2021

rens wife

Typically a lexi or Parker, or both, she is sexy and wild and they go to the club weekly

Damn, lexi and parker are sexy but they are rens wife.

by Vfhj bh April 27, 2021

wife bouncing

Entering and leaving marriages over and over again because you can't settle on a lady you like.

"What marriage is that guy on now?"
"Gotta be in double digits, he's been wife bouncing since he was 20."

by R.I.P. Candice April 30, 2021

Wife

A gay man will call his best female friend his wife instead of a fag hag.

I am taking my wife to the gay bar tonight for shots and dancing!

My wife and I are going for mani pedis.

by Mary the best May 2, 2021