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Schroedinger's Virgin

A virgin that is also not a virgin at the same time, since someone's virginity depends on the amount of information others have about them and everyone's own definition of virginity.

Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.
"She's only had anal sex before, she's a schroedinger's virgin."
by Jasad November 8, 2021
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virgin rebirth

When one hasn't had sex for a year, he or she celebrates or commiserates their being a virgin again, the date they last had sex a year on would be their virgin rebirth.
"Dude it's been a year since you had sex, it's your virgin rebirth!"
by Rory Bradford April 20, 2014
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kissless-virgin

A virgin that likely to stay a virgin and suffer little social interaction.
I was once a kissless-virgin, but now that I go out and talk to people, I'm just a regular virgin.
by thetakei April 11, 2016
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Mexican Virgin

Never married overly horny yet hard-core Catholic Mexican girl who remains unorthodox chaste on her wedding day.

Before marriage she is intensely horny but at the same time is a hard-core Catholic who is 100% committed to her faith. Normally grows up in small farm village where the immorality of Mexico City, Guadalajara or Monterrey does not exist. While growing up in said small village, heavily indoctrinated into Catholicism which includes staying chaste until after marriage.

In order to stay chaste but at the same time satisfy her urges, she will take it up the arse and in the mouth. Due to the lack of promiscuous girls in her village she has nearly ass/mouth fucked all the men in her village as she is the only puta around.

On her wedding her hymen is still intact.
Pedro: "Oye Juan, did you fuck Esmeralda en la panoche last night?"

Juan: "No Pedro, I only got a blow-job and fucked her in the culo, you know she is a Mexican Virgin."
by markemarkmark July 19, 2011
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Extra Virgin

A bisexual individual who has gotten nowhere with EITHER sex.
"Man, that one chick that moved in is totally bi, but doesn't seem to like being around anyone."
"Oh, yeah, she's extra virgin for sure."
by coolfoolroolz November 20, 2011
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virgin punk

A nonexistant mythological creature that may inhabit a location near you. Known to be very horny and desperate.
Eve never popped Adams cherry, causing him to stay a old virgin punk.
by Courtney May 13, 2005
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Virgin Bandit

Stealing many people's virginities.. In cars, on his dad's couch, and in the gastof parkinglot. If you'd like to get in touch with the virgin bandit, he often frequents the wooded areas and looks similar to bigfoot. Be careful you might catch the furry.. It's some pretty serious shit.
by FurryMan12 June 26, 2010
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