Susquehanna Valley High School

A tiny, depressing, horribly constructed high school located in Conklin, New York. It has great music and theatre programs, but a melancholic atmosphere.

Home of the basic white girls who are addicted to snapchat, and immature white boys who pretend they are from the hood, and have an unhealthy obsession with football and mumble rappers.

Most of the teachers and staff are optimistic and lively people, which is strange considering that they live in upstate New York.

"Dude, stfu, your childhood wasn't even that bad."
"I went to Susquehanna Valley High School."
"Oh shit my bad."

by anonymous March 17, 2025

Susquehanna Valley High School

A tiny, depressing, horribly constructed high school located in Conklin, New York. It has great music and theatre programs, but a melancholic atmosphere.
Home of the basic white girls who are addicted to snapchat, and immature white boys who pretend they are from the hood, and have an unhealthy obsession with football and mumble rappers.
A lot of the teachers and staff are lively and optimistic, which is strange considering that they live in upstate New York.

"Stfu, your childhood wasn't even that bad."
"I went to Susquehanna Valley High School."
"Oh shit my bad..."

by DepressedDegenerate00 March 17, 2025

Silicone Valley

A girl with surgically enhanced beast's.

The size of the chest on that girl, definitely in Silicone Valley.

by Tj567 June 9, 2024

Cumberland Valley School District

A scuffed ass school that god has abandoned to the devil where black people hate other "niggers", the Asians remain by themselves, the whites are colonizing every friend group, and the Mexicans yap. Everyone hates the math teachers and half the students are brain fried more than Vietnamese children in 1969

"That nigga is more gay than the Cumberland Valley School District"

by I fucking hate the Turks June 9, 2024

Riding into the valley of death

When you have to go somewere that is strictly off limits and you fear the consequences of being courght.

" I pulled a sicky at work so I could see my kids school play and my bosses wife sat in the audience, talk about riding into the valley of death"

by Britney Sparkles July 9, 2024

Castro Valley High

An IRL fever dream. You could be at this school for 15 fucking minutes and witness so much weird shit that it’ll feel like ur on an acid trip. This place is full of rich white and Asian kids who act like they’re from the trenches and say the N word, when in reality they live in a 5 bedroom home in the hills with a loving family. They’ll say they’re “part of a gang” I’m still waiting to see what fucking gangs there are in Castro Valley California. Everyone this school also vapes the fuck out of their lungs. They’ll be sucking on that vape like they’re giving head to a black guy, and causing a damn gas chamber in the bathrooms. The Asians at this school all have a middle part and think it makes them look like a lead BTS member, when in reality they just look like nerds. The pick me girls also roam the halls while literally talking to 25 guys at the same time and carrying 15 STD’s. You can’t catch a fucking break at this school cause even if ur minding ur own damn business some idiot will come up to u and start acting genuinely autistic.

Guy 1: I’m going to castro valley high next year

Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes

by Watdaduck July 30, 2024

Valley flu

When you get flu from a night out at the clubs. More specifically from the fortitude valley clubs.

Jaz: “man you don’t look to good”

Cas: “must be valley flu from this weekend”

by Vswizzle August 1, 2024