Rowan University 

A state college located on Mullica Hill Rd./Route 322 in Glassboro, New Jersey. It is about 20 minutes outside of Camden, and 30 minutes outside of Philadelphia. It is in the middle of a mildly dangerous, but still boring town, so all the students can do for fun is party and drink, which they do almost every day of the week. The police officers are too busy cracking down on underage drinking and public indecency on campus to worry about the rest of the town. The student body consists of bros and sluts who think they are hipsters. They have one of the corniest mascots in the country - the Profs (an owl) - and two of the worst school colors, brown and gold. Their administration offices are so slow and careless that they cost their students time, money, and good opportunities.

Rowan Student: "I'm gonna go to this party and drink until I black out. You've probably never heard of the place."
Regular Person: "A bro acting like a hipster...do you go to Rowan University?"

Rowan University by Elizabeth, the Bunce Ghost April 22, 2011

Susquehanna University 

A really awesome college in gorgeous Selinsgrove, PA, where really creative, awesome students spend their weeks at classes and their weekends anywhere from Bounceplex (a really cool trampoline place), to the movies, to sick parties that don't stop, and can watch the sunset over beautiful fields of grass or go to TRAX and dance forever.

I spent a really great weekend at Susquehanna University

Susquehanna University by SU STUDENT November 2, 2010

Bryant University 

Bryant University is a school with a beautiful campus, great business programs,nice social atmosphere, and a great job placement program upon graduation. Those Bentley fuckers only talk shit about Bryant because they're in secure, and let's face it, if it were a "shitty" or "safety" school, Bentley wouldn't actually make fun of it. Obviously Bryant is a legitimate rival to Bentley, so Bentley,being the pompous little rich kids they are, have to sling shit at Bryant.

Bryant University grads do as well as just about anybody else in the business world (Ask Jack Welch, former CEO of General Electric, and he'll reaffirm this, one of many references), and those insecure Bentley cumstains can fuck off.

Bryant University by Harpoon IPA April 21, 2007

University City Sr. High School (St.Louis) 

is located in University City, Missouri, an eclectic suburb of St. Louis. As of 2006, 1,103 students were enrolled at the school.

Notable alumni include the playwright Tennessee Williams, the athlete Bernard Gilkey, the Disney animator Marlon West, the cellist Leslie Parnas, the musician Jeremy Davenport, the sculptor Saunders Schultz, and the rapper Nelly.

The longtime U. City football coach Stub Muhl played with Red Grange on the great University of Illinois football team of 1924.

University City Sr. High School (St.Louis) has a population of all black kids.It is the crunkest school in da STL..forget all them other schools.The football team and the Basketball tean sucks pretty bad..

University City Sr. High School (St.Louis) by KayC January 17, 2007

Pepperdine university 

An extremely expensive University located in the mountains of Malibu overlooking the Pacific. Walk through the student parking lots and you are sure to see at LEAST a handful of cars that are more expensive than your house back in your hometown. Everyone here is either a Bibling-thumping Jesus Freak or parties so hard that they hardly remember their weekends--there is no middle ground here. Best part of Pepperdine is definitely the overseas program...that and making rich friends who will buy you anything you want.

Person 1: Dude I got into Pepperdine University!
Person 2: Unless you have friends at USC be ready to pray to jesus everyday for the next four years

Pepperdine university by williethewave October 23, 2007

University of North Carolina 

Simply the best place on Earth.

"You go to the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill? God must love you."

Hark the sound of TarHeel voices
Ringing clear and true
Singing Carolina's praises
Shouting NCU!

Hail to the brightest star of all,
Clear its radiance shine.
Carolina priceless gem,
Recieve all praises thine!

University of North Carolina by midnightcantina October 10, 2005

western carolina university 

A university that is more than you expect it to be and that can only be found in the WHEE. Home of the Catamount, the UC, a badass baseball team, and the colors gold and purple blending together nicely to represent THE Western Carolina University. Oh yeah, and if you're good enough to get onto our marching band that is saying something, since we are one of the best universities for that in the WORLD.

The Carolina Catamount is Western Carolina University.

western carolina university by Jerica Lee July 24, 2006