two aside

Tearing your testicles apart and putting them aside

Dude did you just two aside just now

by Chinkz December 4, 2015

two ball throat cream

The creamy substance known as a males sperm from his two balls, that is used in ones throat as some sort of relief from a sore throat.

Female: My throat hurts, I think I have a cold coming on.
Male: I have something that'll help with that.
Female: Oh, what's that?!
Male: Some two ball throat cream!

by Youngdumbandfullofcumaye March 11, 2016

two finger windmill

When someone takes two fingers and does a windmill rotation and shoves the two fingers up someone's ass

Dan used his two finger windmill to take Laura's anal virginity

by King pappy April 23, 2017

Two for Forty

When two strippers are fighting over you at the club for a $20 lap dance and you don't want to be rude and you think fuck it lets do both at once.

Chris couldn't work out which stripper to get a lappy from. He pondered should I take Jade or Jaguar? Fuck it two for forty.

If you're horny, let's do it
Two for forty
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

by baggers October 6, 2017

two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin

What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL

You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!

by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018

Two weeker

Someone that you just started hearing about and now suddenly you see them everywhere and hear their name a lot but it’s like they hadn’t existed before the past two weeks

“Who the fuck even is she?” “Oh she’s the new two weeker” or “where did they even come from?” “Who knows, I keep hearing about them too”

by MechanicSchool2251 March 4, 2018

Two timin hussie

A hoe

That’s two timin hussie had 3 girlfriends

by Mortyyyyy108899 June 2, 2018