Soyboy Truck

Anything that looks like a station wagon and a pickup had an incestuous relationship and the monstrosity that came out looks like the Subaru Baja or a 2008 Honda Ridgeline

The Tesla cybertruck looks like a Soyboy Truck.

by Grealt_Of_Riva November 22, 2019

water truck

what a fire truck actually is

oh look there goes a water truck

by bobby b water truck May 8, 2019

Freight Truck Fucked

When the freight companies show up and then leave. Then your freight truck fucked.

That truck left without our load. We are freight truck fucked.

by SlobbyRobby May 10, 2019

sex trucks

1.) Heavy fornitcation involving the usage of two seater vehicles with a rear bed in a dominant role; scandalous activity involving commercial horticulture or whorticulture
2.) A misspelling of sex tricks

Fredrick: Hey man, you tryna do some sex trucks at this party tomorrow?
Quentin: Nah, I'm already on parole for cum farming.

by bigniqqa69 May 15, 2019

Truck trap

When ol'girl invites you over to leave yo truck in the driveway and "just" ride with me!?! Guess what now yo truck stuck in the drive when you MIGHT wanna go home with someone else!?!

"You gonna go home with that chick bro?"

"Nah i can't, i got truck trapped"

by Bruhtoh February 20, 2019

Big truck tires

1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size

2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women

3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence

Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”

by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019

Talladega Tow Truck

During intercourse in the doggy position, the male turns around to face away from his partner.

With butts touching he reaches through between his legs, and using a hook grip he grabs his partner by the genitals then proceeds to crawl forward “towing” them across the room.

She received carpet burn on both knees after He gave her the old Talladega tow truck

by Dale_lifts June 7, 2019