Kiri Toast

The up coming God of this era

Bow down to Kiri Toast and beg for mercy

by KiriMotherFuckingToast February 27, 2023

Toast

A person who is full of stupidity. The kind of guy you wanna avoid.

Man that guy's such a toast. He annoys everyone he talks to and doesn't even know it.

by Crapulousity March 3, 2009

Trucker Toast

When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.

Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”

Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car

by Yote yaterr November 26, 2021

Garbage Toast

If you say the words Garbage Toast it means I don't think this is a good idea. Use this when your with a few people and someone says something you don't think is good.

Friend 1: "Let's go fishing"
Me: "Garbage Toast"
Friend 2: "Let's not?"

by Yee Yee fembog April 29, 2021

Mac French toast

When you get home after selling a bunch of candy and there's two girls the one that you left and another one just there with you and they made breakfast.

I had a Mac French toast at about 11:00 a.m. because that's the way they wanted to.

by Nohandle@weather September 5, 2021

puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

Toast

Some good fucking breakfast

Toast can be used for many things like, for either breakfast sandwich or with that nutella

by Cloud.ze.fluffy.wolf May 26, 2020