belgian waffles those are some tasty treats
by stoutmemes March 18, 2018
evan-"hey jason im going to be making waffles. jason-"ok" .....30 minuts later evan-"ya i was beating off"
by jason meehan November 04, 2009
Jenny first said she wanted to go to Denny's then changed her mind to IHOP. I told that bitch "You waffle around too much. Make up your fucking mind you stupid cunt!"
by Dj Diddle November 19, 2013
To have vaginal sex. Simple, yes? Well, after about 6 pumps (being the male of course), you shove 4 sticks of dynamite up the woman's vagina. You threated to light them unless given what you want. You then force her on to the roof of a semi, and staple her feet to it while she is standing up. Next, you drive down the highway at approximately 75mph and drive under a bridge that is indeed taller than your semi, but shorter than your semi plus the woman. After the bridge, you insert your ballsack into her decapitated head and wear it around town. You will most likely end up starting a new trend, so you might as well love it now, for in a few months, all the new hipsters will be doing the same thing.
***NOTE: The female population may see a drastic drop.
***NOTE: The female population may see a drastic drop.
by Woobiefuck April 28, 2011
The act of Masturbating with lotion, then immediately eating a frozen waffle with your hand that you were J.O.ing with.
by Dick Spears April 19, 2011
"WTF, you crotch waffle, stop hitting on my sister."
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"That crotch waffle kept rubbing his junk on the women at the bar."
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"That crotch waffle kept rubbing his junk on the women at the bar."
by MuddledFox September 26, 2008
a girl or woman who has an over active sex life and may or may not have a "smashed" vagina; classic high school mat-maid; total slam piece, Ashley B!
by dirtnastyOSU December 14, 2010