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eyes dicked

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.
Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!
by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016
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Dick Roll'd

The act of going onto a random video chat service (i.e. chat roulette, omegle, etc.), getting naked, laying on your side, and tucking your penis in between your legs. Then you point the webcam between your upper thigh and lower torso, and begin to video chat with strangers. Once another male believes he is looking at a vagina, you start to tease him and make him believe your a chick. Once he says the key words to "open your legs" or "show me more", you open your legs real wide and say "YOU'VE JUST BEEN DICK ROLL'D!!"
Friend 1: Hey dude, did you get any tits on Omegle last night?

Friend 2: No, I never do, so I just Dick Roll'd a bunch of people.

Freind 1: That's fucking nasty bro.

Friend 2: Yea I know, but the look on their faces is priceless!
by JordanMichael September 12, 2011
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Beach dick

When you're at the beach, and you just got out of the cold water. You're laying on the sand, and you try to get a show boner, but the cold causes it to be smaller than it should, and you probably shouldn't show it off.
What's up, ladies? Check out this half-mast beach dick I've got going. It's literally an inch, and a half, at best.
by Pikaderp August 6, 2015
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Dick Mabbutt

There’s 73962, Dick Mabbutt!
by AcidityBM November 18, 2021
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Dick Endangerment

The act of placing one's penis in situation's that would cause irreputable harm and severe damge to said penis if anything was to go awry
Friend 1 # Hey man isn't that girl a known jizz bucket
Friend 2 # Yeah man and he hit it raw
Friend 1# Dick endangerment at its finest
Friend 2# I'll notify the CDC
by neuromeo2003 July 15, 2011
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Dick appointment

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.
I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.
by Bae5867 December 2, 2022
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Dick Slickem

A male that shaves his entire genital, taint and anal region smooth as a baby's bottom.
There's a lot of Dick Slickems at the gym showers today.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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