Thunder X Ashley

wtfff

thunder x ashley is bad

by LazrTrackz November 27, 2021

thunder cunted

To get totally wasted.

Prince Andrew and I were completely thunder cunted last night.

by Hblake2317 April 22, 2015

Thundering longhorn

When you’re making a sexy time and you yell “stampede” and 5 or more of your buddies jump out of the closet naked

“Hey baby, you ready for a thundering longhorn? STAMPEDE!!”

by Z3RO_LAS May 9, 2021

War thunder enjoyer

A degenerate cunt who spends hours of his days grinding a shit game that nobody but themselves care about, they spend hundreds of dollars in this game but insist it's not pay to win.

These creatures never see woman, or the sky. The only human interaction they have is on the way to the bathroom to shit, and when they get food from their canteen.

You will never see someone smiling while playing this game.

Dude jhon is such a war thunder enjoyer.

Oh he must know what the touch of a woman feels like

by anonymous March 17, 2025

Majestic Thunder

The most Handsomest-Man-Alive.
Current Handsomest-Man-Alive: Kyle Crisus Stuyck, June 24, 2003

Everyone: Isn't that Majestic Thunder guy just soooo dreamy?(fluttering eyes)
Majestic Thunder: You know it sweetheart.(wink)
Everyone: Awwwwww.(fainting from the bright blue-ish/green-ish/gray-ish sparkle of his eyes)

by I'm in love with Kyle S. October 17, 2016

War Thunder

A game where you pay to win, basically it's a capatalistic game.
John: Wat u doin' ?
Tom: Playing War Thunder and I'm in debt.
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I spend all my money on War Thunder!

by anonymous September 27, 2023

Thunder Python

The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.

*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *

"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."

"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."

"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"

by PershingRifleBoy420 December 4, 2022