a theory that racism doesn’t exist and it’s all just a big coincidence that minoritized peoples have ended up where they are in Western societies, particularly the US; often espoused by people who are defensively insistent not only that they are not racist, but that there is no way they could possibly BE racist.
Forget what they learning in school, this prejudice moron must have learned more about Coincidental Race Theory from his own ignorant parents.
by Shogunn2517 July 6, 2021
Get the Coincidental Race Theorymug. How to tell if your friend is gay, step noumero uno ask them if they like trans girl, step noumero 2 ask them if they like trans girl or boy if they say boy they are gay because they like masculine men with pussy,
If they say they like trans girl they like dick both ways they are gay, step 3 if they say anything gay even if its a lil gay tell them they are gay .
Step 4 make them accept that they are gay
If they say they like trans girl they like dick both ways they are gay, step 3 if they say anything gay even if its a lil gay tell them they are gay .
Step 4 make them accept that they are gay
Person 1: yo my friend do you like trans girl or boy
Person 2: i prefer trans girl
Person 3: my friend tou are gay because you like dick
Person 2 : no i am not gay
Person 4: no you are gay because like you said you like trans girls tha means you like dick.
Person 2 : no i am not end of the story
Person 1 : no its not the end because bases on the tsorigian theory you are gay.
Person 2: i prefer trans girl
Person 3: my friend tou are gay because you like dick
Person 2 : no i am not gay
Person 4: no you are gay because like you said you like trans girls tha means you like dick.
Person 2 : no i am not end of the story
Person 1 : no its not the end because bases on the tsorigian theory you are gay.
by SevenFinger June 28, 2025
Get the The tsorigian theorymug. This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.
* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
by lovetherapistruntz June 10, 2024
Get the The Rolling Theorymug. The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.
by foootballislife November 24, 2021
Get the pants containment theorymug. A term made by Thxtboideli/DELI.
A theory where the title track of an album is considered or assumed to be the best track on the album
A theory where the title track of an album is considered or assumed to be the best track on the album
"good kid" and "m.A.A.d city" off of good kid, m.A.A.d city by Kendrick Lamar.
"This counts as the Deli theory, it might be the best song off the album."
"This counts as the Deli theory, it might be the best song off the album."
by Spuddy-Boy February 28, 2025
Get the Deli theorymug. A theory that encapsulates Jesus Christ in a shell, relates to the KGB member in the light beyond the oceans. 3 cat theory.
by Jack Hagan November 8, 2018
Get the 3 cat theorymug. 