Prank’em John

when your friend “pranks” you when you’re asleep by clapping your booty cheeks or stuffing your mouth

he’s asleep
prank’em john
*proceeds to sexually violate sleeping friend*

by RabbisaurusRex340 January 8, 2022

making johns

making excuses. see no johns. Used mostly in the SSBM community.

"He said he lost because I counterpicked Corneria, but everyone knew he was just making johns."

by LBK! of CIC December 11, 2006

John Stones

Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.

Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?

Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!

by johnstonespropaganda November 22, 2021

John Rod

John Rod is a bit playboy. Beware of him because he might break your heart. But if you made him fall in love, there's definitely no turning back.

John Rods will make you fall for him deeply in every ways he knew. He's humble, family-oriented, achiever and extremely great in bed.

John Rod is an addiction. He will break you but, you'll still come back to him. Nevertheless, patience is all he needs and of course, Grace.

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by Craeg.v.c June 8, 2021

John Webb

A low life piece of shit who putts around in his shitbox of a Jeep that he thinks is nice. You’ll know it’s him when you see his fat gut hanging out and his osama bin laden looking beard. Although his facebook says he is a fearless leader, just know he is a cowardly scumbag

“Who’s that fat fuck in that Jeep over there?” “I’m not sure, does he look like he’s on the way to commit an act of terrorism?” “yes” “oh that’s just John Webb’s Dumbass”

by What’s His Name January 21, 2021

John Ace

He's the most caring person I've ever known. He will always make you happy. You can always lean on him and always there for you. Best son and eldest of his siblings. He's a honest and genuine person, I can't afford to lose him. Sweet, soft and handsome that's making me crazy. He's my favorite person. And don't be deceive by his look-so-mad voice, he's always like that but he's really kind with a little "kagaspangan".

I love you so much, John Ace.

by Baby Eal June 8, 2021

John (Splatoon)

We don’t know who he is or what he wants, all we know is that he wears:

Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses

Guy 1: Who the FUCK is John (Splatoon) ?
Guy 2: I don’t know

by anonymous September 24, 2023