Austin

Someone who will touch your 8-year-old sister without permission and will not admit that he did

"Austin, why did you touch my sister?"

by Yousef Elhendy November 28, 2019

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(Aka. Yasstin, Saustin, and Sustin). The hottest and most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. I am not Austin. Trust me. Also he's really hot, did I mention that? The best man face in the world, and incredible Massachusetts eyebrows. Also he's really hot. Funny. Cool. Enormous brain. The best at spelling defunt. And really hot

Girl1: Dang, Austin is really hot and cool and good at spelling the word defunct.
Girl2: I know, he's so amazing and cool and I love him. Will you marry me Austin?
Austin: No, I have many braincells and I can psychoanalyze you with a single glance, Meredith.

by NotAustinReallyGuys January 31, 2023

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Puts cucumber in his ass and fucks a cantaloupe

Austin stole my cucumber and fucked my cantaloupe

by Bigg R.P. January 29, 2024

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Austin, MN

Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.

Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”

Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”

Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”

by Chaotic_Cat July 22, 2021

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