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Silicon Valley Speedball

A combination drug consisting of Vyvanse or Adderall, caffeine, and weed. Often used to enter a hyper-focused state of mind while taking a slight edge off of the stress. Also used almost daily by severely ADHD stoners to function as an adult without collapsing into a pit of despair.
“Holy fuck dude are you okay? You look like you’re tweaking.”

“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”
by Erect Cactus July 18, 2022
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Valley Girl

A term used to describe a girl who attends St. Mary’s Malankara Orthodox Church in Chatsworth. The designation does not require residency in the San Fernando Valley; it solely applies based on church affiliation.

Plural: Valley Girls
Person 1: "Yo, are you hanging out with Emily, Alana, and Rachel tomorrow?"
Person 2: "You mean the Valley Girls? Yup."
by Chef Josh December 2, 2024
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Valley Robotics Academy

A school for smart, crazy, talented people.
Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Only the best school around, Valley Robotics Academy!
by Blue_screen_of_death November 22, 2021
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Meramec Valley Middle School

A place full of extra fake hoes. Everyone here is either fake,trash, or the 10% of decent human beings. Also a place where any private place has a vaping looser. Welcome to our hell aka middle school
"Hell and meramec valley middle school are very similar"
by Nick-Jesus May 9, 2018
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Apple Valley Steamer

Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.
"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."
by griz93 December 25, 2019
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Conejo valley

A region of southern California that consists of southern Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park, Westlake Village, Agoura Hills, a little bit of Calabasas, and Oak Park which is actually not apart of this region or county, but is considered one of the region's neighborhoods. Each one of these "communities" has a specific trait:
Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park: Working class Simi Valley - type people
Westlake Village: Skater teens and rich adults
Agoura Hills: Wannabe gangster teens who do drugs and tag walls in parking lots, and redneck adults who are friendly but clueless about these incidents

Calabasas: Rich people but bad schools

Oak Park: Pot heads and insane/unexpected news, like kidnappings and pedophiles
"I live in Conejo Valley."

"Oh yeah? Which city?"
"Oak park"
"Huh?"
by plus-size albert November 22, 2020
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Hidden valley ranch

1. Can you please pass me the hidden valley ranch
2. do you have hidden valley ranch in the store
by vivdefinitions May 20, 2021
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