When other people have been knocking on a door and no one opens or heard the knock but when you knock they open.
Joey & Fernando knock on Alan’s door to buy cookies from him and Alan does not open. Then Melany knocks and Alan sells her cookies. Then Joey & Fernando say: “ Damn Melany you got the touch!”
by MelanyQueen October 30, 2018
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Get the Touch mug.Hey Nathan, your yard really looks like shit! You should of hired Green Touch Landscaping they take great care of my yard
by LawnMaster January 18, 2021
Get the Green Touch Landscaping mug.Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
by Row sham-bow January 20, 2023
Get the Mississippi taint touch mug.Whenever you go on a date, make sure you have your credit card, to avoid stories that touch. Just in case your date bails on you and leaves you with the bill!
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Get the stories that touch mug.The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.
Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!
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