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Touch bag

Every time I’m in the strip club I go touch bag in the bathroom

by Fratguy7 August 7, 2025

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

A Unix Command that creates a file with the name "grass" in the current working directory

john@mycomp:~$ cd discordmod
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ touch grass
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ ls
grass

by Maui865 October 16, 2022

Feel a girl downstairs. If there is grass, Plat ball.

Guy1:I want to fuck Stacy but she seems kinda young.

Guy2 reply: you need to go touch grass.

by Dan da Man13 December 10, 2023

A meme that is so bad it killed itself

A-some body
B-don't do it
A-touch-a
B-nononononon
A-my spaget
B-blam*shoots him self*
some body touch-a my spaget killed every one

"brooo u hear tony got the gay touch" "nah what happened" "bro he was suckin brenden off" "brooooo"

by regan ronald June 12, 2021