Goose-handle

To grab by an appendage small enough to wrap your hand fully around it, and shake as violently as possible

I'm going to goose-handle your dick if you don't shut up.

by ImLosingMyShit March 18, 2024

Goosely

The act of thinking you are a goose, this is found in many hobos

That guy is goosely

by Hshsofbrirndj February 25, 2024

Goose Batting

A type of goose hunt that involves using a bat or a club that is swinged at the gooses head in order to kill it

Yo Jason, I had the best fucking time going goose batting. It’s the most fun way to hunt geese.

by Goose Hunter November 23, 2023

The Great Goose March

The March of a long line of geese across a busy road, holding up traffic and ruining everyone's day because geese are selfish bastards who only want vengeance.

Sorry I'm late, The Great Goose March was taking place on the highway!

by The Girl with the Giant Forehe March 26, 2022

Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 14, 2024

gone to the goose

To die, Dying, somethings dead

He's long gone to the goose.
My dog has gone to the goose.

by Yippeeeeeeee March 28, 2024

That wets my goose

A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.

Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-

Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose

by JordanNHS September 15, 2017