Originating at UC Berkeley, clap cock is when you jerk off so many times over the course of a 1-2 week period that you temporarily can not get or maintain an erection. The cure to clap cock is semen retention.
by EdgingBigChungus2302 December 5, 2023
Get the Clap Cockmug. 
hooking up with someone who is successful, rich or famous, simply for clout.
also counts for relatives of famous people or friends.
also counts for relatives of famous people or friends.
by TRASHLEYGARBAGE September 12, 2021
Get the clout clappedmug. To get fucked so hard that it is, in turn, like getting two hands slapping your ass in perfect, striking unison.
Faggot #1: Bruh what the frick happened to Joe?
Faggot #2: That Nibba got clapped after swearing on Sugondees Christian Minecraft server.
Also who the h e c k is Joe?
Faggot #1: L o o k s l i k e y o u ' r e g o i n g t o t h e S h a d o w R e a l m , J i m b o.
Faggot #2: That Nibba got clapped after swearing on Sugondees Christian Minecraft server.
Also who the h e c k is Joe?
Faggot #1: L o o k s l i k e y o u ' r e g o i n g t o t h e S h a d o w R e a l m , J i m b o.
by b*tchslapinator November 27, 2019
Get the Clappedmug. Backside Clapping - polite euphemism for that rhythmic phenomenon that happens during intimate moments; while making love with one's own lady!
After forgetting their anniversary, Dave tried to make it up by suggesting some enthusiastic backside clapping, but his wife just rolled her eyes and handed him a honey do list.
At the dance class, the instructor heard some vigorous backside clapping coming from a new couple and shouted, "Now that's how you spice up the tango!"
When the neighbors complained about the noise, Tom grinned and said, "Sorry, we were practicing some late-night backside clapping for our couples' counseling class at church!"
When the bedroom’s backside clapping echoed through the house, their dog howled along, thinking it was a new musical phenomenon worthy of a Grammy.
Trying to keep things spicy, Lisa declared their anniversary backside clapping session a natural phenomenon, joking it could register on the Richter scale.
At the dance class, the instructor heard some vigorous backside clapping coming from a new couple and shouted, "Now that's how you spice up the tango!"
When the neighbors complained about the noise, Tom grinned and said, "Sorry, we were practicing some late-night backside clapping for our couples' counseling class at church!"
When the bedroom’s backside clapping echoed through the house, their dog howled along, thinking it was a new musical phenomenon worthy of a Grammy.
Trying to keep things spicy, Lisa declared their anniversary backside clapping session a natural phenomenon, joking it could register on the Richter scale.
by exit21 August 11, 2025
Get the Backside Clappingmug. 
A professional NPL 2 player who has scored 264 goals in the NPL and has gotten MOTM 37 times in his squad.
by BISS999 November 1, 2022
Get the Christian Clapsmug.