High school depression

When a student gets extremely sad about grades, popularity or failing school.

Happens to a lot of high school students.

A Dude/Gal: God I’m so sad about my grades, they’re dropping like crazy.
B Dude/Gal: Sounds Like High School depression it’s when you are extremely sad about something about high school.
A Dude/Gal: oh fuck.

by GBonbon798 August 06, 2020

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me is has the depress

1. the sound made by jeff when he realises his meme is dead.
2. when someone is too depressed to say that they are depressed.

someone: why are you crying so loudly
you: me is has the depress
someone: 😕

by jeffdiamondchin November 13, 2020

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post pussy depression

A state of depression which can be triggered by reminders of a sexual occurrence that once feels deep regret for. A morally injurious act. Treatment involves avoiding reminders of the act, such as perfumes, locations, or sleeping with her sister.

Generally not compensable if in fact the event took place in a work setting.

Son, you have post pussy depression. I told you, you're thinking with the wrong head.

by straightupdrunk August 01, 2022

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Type 15 Depression

When you reach peak despair and went mentally insane in Valorant.

Jaydon - *gets run and headshotted*
Jaydon - "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
Jaydon's mom - "What is wrong with you Jaydon? This game has literally made your life miserable. You're even taking out your anger by beating your brother up. I'm taking you to a therapist."

Therapist - "Your son has Type 15 Depression."

by patonhill January 10, 2021

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