muddy taco

During the act of lovemaking, the male proceeds to position his female partner such that her legs are pointing up and she is standing on her head/shoulders. He then proceeds to straddle her and defecate inside her vagina, thus making a "muddy taco."

Last night while Brett tried to give Margaret another muddy taco, he slipped and shat all over her.

by Bro DiMaggio October 4, 2013

taco chopper

A particularly aggressive lesbian.

Anybody else see that taco chopper slap that other bitch at IHOP last night?

by Don Flong July 5, 2012

taco stomp

to stomp on a femsles vagina

damn i wanmnma taco stomp that bitch

by tyler wasson November 6, 2007

Arctic Taco

It's when you put an ice cube and hot sauce into a girls vagina and eat her out.

Ice cube.. In vagina, with a topping of hot sauce. Then you put your face in her vagina and lick it up. That is how you do the Arctic Taco

by SDJsakdjs August 3, 2010

Dodge the Taco

to have been born by Ceaserian Section as opposed to a vaginal birth

bpark: My mom's a whorebag

chappy: HEY! don't talk about your mom like that, you sprang from her vagina afterall

bpark: did not, I was a c-section baby

chappy: way to dodge the taco

by chappy poopy pantz April 10, 2008

Couch-taco

Either a person who basically subsists on nachos and tacos whilst perfecting the art of laziness.

Dude.. all you do is eat a crap load of nachos and watch television with your boyfriend.. your such a couch-taco

by rollerroaster October 22, 2010

Taco Slam

A woman imitating the male act of tea bagging with her Vagina in an often forceful or vindictive way.

Flopsy was so mad at her husband when he called her fat during sex that she promptly taco slammed him and broke his nose.

by MrTrippe June 15, 2012