Tosser

Australian Slang for being a dickhead, idiot, fool.

Sorry guys i can be a bit of a tosser sometimes.

by Aussie82 July 26, 2011

Diamond Tossing

Take a large diamond a throw it into a lake. No retrieving it. You buy your own diamonds. Farthest throw wins. Gay, i know.

Bob and sue had a diamond tossing match today. Wow those fuckers must be rich.

by SpencerTusko July 14, 2006

Muffin Tosser

A person with a muffin top or large love handles that tries to be athletic and wears work out clothes that is way to small for them and during attempted work out their muffin doth toss oh so disgustingly.

That guy on the tread mill is so disgusting his fat is jiggling all over the place. He is such a muffin tosser

by Brown Farrell Stowell Johnson February 28, 2011

tossed salad

To eat someones ass with either jelly or syrup.

While in the pen, Iwould always have a tossed salad after dinner.

by scottyj May 30, 2003

Tossing The Salad

"Tossing the Salad" generally refers to prison. Blatantly put, "eating out of someone's ass". Eat their shit. Now.

"I'm the pie fucker don't you recognize me!?" "In prison, he'll be the pie. (chuckle from other guards)."-jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

by ConclaveSodomy June 24, 2004

tossed taco salad

(v.) The act of licking the rim and mine shaft of your partner’s sphincter the day after they have eaten one too many Jack in the Box .99 tacos. Usually a chunky residue of the resultant explosive diarrhea laced with taco grease remains as an added layer of taste and texture.

That Jim sure likes to eat those nasty Jack in the Box tacos; he says his dog Heidi loves to eat his tossed taco salad afterwards.

by A. Friend October 7, 2007

Tosh.o

A show on Comedy Central about a queer Daniel Tosh who tries to make fun of other peoples videos, but ends up looking like a retard himself.

He usually sounds like he is on crack and looks like he just got D!ckslapped right before starting the show.

Tosh.O is totally the best show ever!

by ComedyCentralGuru July 22, 2010