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check the tires

To take a piss against a car tire.
I gotta go check the tires, then head out to work.
by YourMotherTrucker October 1, 2017
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change the tide

When you piss at an angle causing a whirlpool in the bowl, then mid-stream, switch angles causing the urine to come to a halt before drifting the other way. Commonly done when taking an absurdly long piss.
Sorry I took forever guys. I had to change the tide in there and got some splash back...
by Rylo K3n April 24, 2018
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eat your tide pods

something you should do daily

if people judge, who cares

if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple

most importantly, always know de wae
when she finished up her class presentation, the summary of it all was “always eat your tide pods
by unculturedkae January 12, 2018
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people’s republic of tidewater

A puppet state of MEB

They are known as PRT
by discord meme April 10, 2018
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Behind the times

Somebody who hasn't moved on since 500 AD.
Clovis is now behind the times as a barbarian. He's so unsophisticated, uncivilized, and behind his time.
by Solid Mantis July 15, 2018
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Crimson Ass-Tide

When a female puts her mentrual blood into a turkey baster & then inserts it into her partners anus.
Brian really loves the Crimson Ass-Tide.
by Bob_Dole68 August 28, 2018
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Big truck tires

1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size

2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women

3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019
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