A dude that claims he is straight, yet when he sees gay guys he uncontrollably makes a strange turkey noise that is his mating call. He then proceeds to provide felacio to the homo gentleman in question. Very gay.
Dude, Ryan Marks isn't straight, I saw him pucker off a dude last week after he made some turkey noises, he's a total Kevin Ma!
by andymickreppinkee November 7, 2013
Get the kevin mamug. 1. A synonym for snake
2. A basketball player who is not needed for her (only female use is correct) team or does not make a difference.
3. A benchwarmer
4. A little girl who is not loyal
5. A skinny 14 year old
6. A cupcake
2. A basketball player who is not needed for her (only female use is correct) team or does not make a difference.
3. A benchwarmer
4. A little girl who is not loyal
5. A skinny 14 year old
6. A cupcake
ESPN: Kevin Durant just signed with the warriors
Gregg: Thank you for everything you've done for o-Oaklahoma (voice crack)
*One eternity later*
Gregg: KEVIN DURANT YOU SUCK YOU JUST LEFT THIS... THIS TRASH!!!! NO! NO YOUR TRASH KEVIN DURANT, YOUR TRASH! THIS IS A GREAT TEAM, GREAT... ETC. THE ONLY TRASH PART ABOUT IT IS THE PERSON WHO JUST LEFT!!!!
(Etc Ect, rips jersey)
2. Bandwagon Fan: I'm gonna become a fan of the patriots! Screw the browns!
Chris: Stop being a Kevin Durant!
Gregg: Thank you for everything you've done for o-Oaklahoma (voice crack)
*One eternity later*
Gregg: KEVIN DURANT YOU SUCK YOU JUST LEFT THIS... THIS TRASH!!!! NO! NO YOUR TRASH KEVIN DURANT, YOUR TRASH! THIS IS A GREAT TEAM, GREAT... ETC. THE ONLY TRASH PART ABOUT IT IS THE PERSON WHO JUST LEFT!!!!
(Etc Ect, rips jersey)
2. Bandwagon Fan: I'm gonna become a fan of the patriots! Screw the browns!
Chris: Stop being a Kevin Durant!
by Yo Mama 694201738 April 18, 2018
Get the Kevin Durantmug. verb. to saying something completely irrelevant to the subject at hand; to say something of which is absent of any rational thought or common sense; to say something obvious but in a stupid way
Example:
Guy#1: You know you look kinda Mexican.
Guy#2: I only look Mexican because before I was born my dad ate a lot of Mexican food........
(These were real quotes from an idiot friend and henceforth we call saying something stupid without rational thought "Pulling A Kevin".)
Guy#1: You know you look kinda Mexican.
Guy#2: I only look Mexican because before I was born my dad ate a lot of Mexican food........
(These were real quotes from an idiot friend and henceforth we call saying something stupid without rational thought "Pulling A Kevin".)
by T.n.T Bros. December 14, 2008
Get the Pulling A Kevinmug. by Incognito December 10, 2002
Get the Kevin Mitnickmug. A hasbeen television actor who now spends his time starring in fundamentalist Christian propaganda movies (like God's Not Dead and Let There Be Light) and spewing anti-Semitic nonsense on various far right wing outlets. He is also known for being borderline illiterate, as he famously once read screen direction as dialogue - causing a hilarious meme to be born.
by Lynch/Fellini July 21, 2021
Get the Kevin Sorbomug. by Higuyssubscribeto_Keviners June 25, 2017
Get the kevin riveramug. A sexual act requiring the male or second partner eat breakfast cereal from the anus of the the female partner. Milk is required, a spoon is optional. Said to originate from some guy in Canada.
by OutOfContext August 21, 2008
Get the happy kevinmug.