car ninja

A person who displays incredible and/or aggressive driving skills. This may include but is not limited to speeding, cornering, parking, or otherwise steering the vehicle with a swiftness and death defying nature that cause other motorists to cower in fear.

Wearing all black and carring shurikens while driving are not necessary to be a car ninja but they make ya look damn cool...and probably highly arrest-able.

Driver - See that parking space. Bam! I there. That other car in front? ZOOM. Ha! I cut him off like that! I am a car ninja.
Passenger - {meekly} I'd like to get out now.

by BrownFedora October 25, 2006

spy ninja

some group acting like they own YouTube and the saved it :/

spy ninjas need to be stopped

by saidimneverlackingalwayspistol April 3, 2021

lone ninja

The most badass superhero of all. Not just a normal ninja, this supremely superior savior has more skills than ever imagined. Not only is she ingeniously smart, but her cunning and grace can strike fear into the heart of even the worst of criminals. She is a advocate for good and the slayer of evil. She has one weakness, however, a flaw left in her evolutionary code: British Accents.

Guy One: Dude, I think I had a date with the Lone Ninja last night.
Guy Two: No way, man, I heard she foiled a roberey attempt at the Louvre last night.
Guy One: I dunno, dude. All i know is that this girl was smart, sexy, and intimidating.

by Lone Ninja July 10, 2006

Butt Ninja

An incredibly pungent fart that occurs without warning.

I was in the middle kissing her when this BUTT NINJA comes out of nowhere and kills the mood! I was so embarrassed.

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

ninja balls

1. A person who is said to have thrown down, or used some ninja balls, has just vanished completely without a trace.

2. Small round object Ninjas throw down at their own feet that creates a puff of smoke and cause the Ninja to disappear.

Joe: I just saw Rich a minute ago! Where did he go?
Pat: Guess he threw down some ninja balls.

by hotbuddha October 14, 2005

dick ninja

One who takes up the nearest opportunity to suck someone's dick to reach a spotlight of some kind.

Michael: Henry instantly complemented the boss's new suit and tie and made a huge suck up speech to him too, He even got promoted the next day for it.
Oscar: Dude, what a dick ninja.
Henry: Oh hey guys! Whats up? (wipes the proverbial cum off of face)

by oscarthegrouch January 14, 2008

Ninja pop

To ejaculate so fast and stealthy, no one sees you do it.

Why is he so relaxed? Maybe he ninja popped one in the ally?

by MOanDogg1 August 6, 2011