Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah

Referring to nude sleepers and how easy it would be to gift them a barbecue bacon burger from Wyoming

Oh yeah many times have I witnessed a Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah in person

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

hellish satanic suffering

a heavy metal sensation amongst the underground, one of the best to exist

"hey man I bought tickets for the next hellish satanic suffering concert!"

by crusaderthefork (diabolical) August 8, 2022

up satan's left nostril

Used to describe something lost in an area usually frequented by the speaker after they have checked every possible location it could be.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the tea I bought last week?

Person 2: No, where did you lose it?

Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.

by ScrunglyBingus February 27, 2023

Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole

To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.

"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."

by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023

Hail Satan Suicide

When one person is sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and a different man is in a mock 69, operating the pedals of the vehicle with his hands whilst balls deep in the driver's mouth.

Instead of a typical suicide pact, me and my bro decided to Hail Satan Suicide into whatever God has predestined.

by Mr. Splashy Pants December 22, 2023

Anno Satanas

A period of time, marking 1966 C.E. as Year One. This was devised by the author, philosopher, and Church of Satan founder, Anton Szandor LaVey. As confirmed by Magister Bill M., the New Year is not marked by Walpugrisnacht, but rather 01 January. It marks the Age of Fire and the Year of Satan. The numbers in the year are typically written in Roman Numerals.

Peter H. Gilmore was appointed head of the Church of Satan in XXXIV Anno Satanas, earning the title of Magus.

by Trashcan Messiah February 28, 2024

Sir Satanus

The richest man on earth. The absolute best. His hobbies are drinking, beating his children, occasionaly smashing the empty bottles on their heads. He wins the lottery twice a week.

Dice: Hello master
Sir Satanus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!

A worshiper: Oh my god, it's the mighty Satanus!
Sir: MUHAHAHAHA! ON YOUR KNEES, WORM!

by nomiebobby March 15, 2024