Size Game

Someone's dick size

Darel- yo you got an ugly ass girlfriend
Bret- Shut the fuck up yo size game weak as fuck!

by hood team® June 10, 2015

Shizer

A common word used by the tie and bandaner crew meaning shit. It is also German for shit.

Shizer I fell off a cliff

by goawayfatman August 23, 2015

skizetch

When something is so unbelievably sketchy to where sketchy can't even describe it, it turns to skizetch.
Unless you're white, saying it makes your dick grow 5 inches

Bro 1: bro that was sketchy
Bro 2: nah bro that was skizetch

by Newbergtiger May 1, 2016

sizetracked

When a Girls/boys butt is so big, you get sidetracked.

Damn, when that girl walked by I got sizetracked.

by BibBootywhitegirl May 5, 2016

Spiced salad

When someone is tossing another individuals salad, and the receiver farts during the salad tossing. To increase spiciness eat Thai food 30 mins before giving the salad it's spice. For further explanation look up "salad tossing".

My wife wanted me to eat the booty like groceries, so she made me a spiced salad.

by Tankman21 June 26, 2016

seize the cray

Make the Most of your Swag. You know today gonna be ghetto, you make that ghetto fabulous. You woke up insane, you better work that insane! YOLO! You were doing o.k. and ran into someone who brought you down, you turn on your swag, awesome, craycray, insane shit and you seize it! You know your heads messed up but you are a nice person... Seize the Cray.

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed, you seize the cray.

by CurlyGurl9000 June 4, 2016

shizer cophe

means shit head in german

you shizer cophe

by kms123 September 8, 2016