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noun, a person that can speak random crap for hours, whether it be about a pentitentary, farms, 9/11, or past duck hunting experiences. Can be male or female
Person 1: My teacher is such a beckner
Person 2: What does he talk about
Person 1: He just went on for 2 hours about winning the lottery and what he would do with it
by Newbergtiger January 20, 2016
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When something is so unbelievably sketchy to where sketchy can't even describe it, it turns to skizetch.
Unless you're white, saying it makes your dick grow 5 inches
Bro 1: bro that was sketchy
Bro 2: nah bro that was skizetch
by Newbergtiger January 20, 2016
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