Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024

Soft

Softhearted, someone that likes being around soft, spiritual people.

Soft guy/girl- You still you think I'm soft, you think you're tough? I'll knock your lights out.
Other guy- It's an observation, not an opinion.

by Solid Mantis May 13, 2021

Soft serving

A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.

Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."

by mushmushbear March 28, 2015

Soft Mussolini

When your dick is soft but you cram it in anyways. More specifically when she's looking for round 2 and you're not yet at attention.

We had just had the best sex of our lives and looking for round 2, she wanted more. I couldn't get hard so I gave her the Soft Mussolini.

by Pollo Testicle March 31, 2022

soft trans

A trans person who patiently explains trans issues to cisgender people

"I wanna ask them about gender stuff because i dont really get it"
"Just ask them, theyre soft trans, they dont mind"

by Babie sim January 19, 2021

Soft McGinley

THAT MOMENT YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO A PROSTITUTE 6 HOURS AFTER YOU PAID FOR A QUICK VISIT. USUALLY OCCURS AFTER A COKE BINGE AND YOU COULDN'T GET IT UP TO BEGIN WITH. 6. HOURS AFTER YOU FELL YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A HALF NIGHT

Omg. I pulled a "SOFT MCGINLEY!" Just woke up next to a hooker. I was gkd up. Headed home now

by PSTETT April 22, 2024

soft

When a person is weak, and they cannot stand up against anyone because they are too threatened.

Noah "you are soft sir you wont fight me"

by teacher boy June 12, 2019