Soft cactus

A penis with no hair

I had sex with a soft cactus last night

by Big or pe May 22, 2020

Soft Shells

A shell used typically for tacos; strictly used by Mexicans

Puerto Rican’s don’t use soft shells, Mexicans do.

by Ccooooooollllllllll July 5, 2020

Susquehanna Soft Serve

When you get a sudden, unexpected case of the shits.

I had some bad seafood and got a bad case of Susquehanna Soft serve. That toilet will never be the same.

by Snooplumptylump July 27, 2020

Soft-shelled

Derogatory slang used to refer to a person feeling micro-aggressed who, in-turn, macro-aggresses.

Male: Don't call me cis male gender. It's dehumanizing.

Pro-Trans: Stop being transphobic! You don't know what it's like for us!

Male: Maybe if you weren't so soft-shelled.
Pro-Trans: *initiates physical altercation*

by Mr Jiggles le kek August 17, 2020

Soft

Something that is easy to do

That math test was pretty soft

by Sayanthi August 23, 2020

Soft-serve-Marte

A well-known word commonly used by the international volleyball community to "explain" an underwhelming serve, where the volleyball lacks the power to pass over the net, or in some cases, goes out of bounds in front of the net.
The origin of the term; Soft-serve-Marte is currently unknown, although speculation suggest it might originate from a volleyball player from Norway, named Marte.

Q: "I can't understand why I can't serve the ball over the net"
A: "Oh, Soft-serve-Marte got you down?"
or
"You seem to have an unfortunate case of Soft-serve-Marte today.."

by Reinys October 5, 2020

Soft

Fridas småkager.

Fridas småkager var fandenme soft.

by Ditpseudonym October 8, 2020