Shample

When you gallup with a stapler be careful to not staple yourself.

Don’t staple your self while shampleing away Tom.

by SF2270 January 25, 2019

Shadpad

Kinda like a modern day Sodom, but a lot less fun.

Tom's house is a real shadpad.

by Graydom January 28, 2019

shahpoor

Shahpoor is 100% from Afghanistan, if he says he isn't, he's lying. He always fights with his family especially with his sister. He's that guy who always shows up to school with sweaty, saggy pants with a wierd stain that no one asks about.
He also has a wierd sense of humor and always laughs at school shooting jokes and of course jokes about his parents beating him. He's also that guy that takes of his socks on your sofa and starts picking of his toe nails.

Guy- Shahpoor breath is disgusting, has he brushed his teeth today?

Other Guy- I don't know, i'm still trying to figure out what that stain on his pants is from.

by HarisIsHot April 10, 2019

Shampoo

A) A type of soap used to clean your body/hair in the shower

B) The shit that 12 year old boys that are noobies to jackin use as lube, resulting in multiple friction burns, torn skin, and extreme burning on the dick because the shampoo is in the burns and cuts. DONT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE.

“Man fuck it, I’ll use shampoo.”

by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 6, 2019

Sarpotious

A rowdy type of person who likes to drink alcohol

That girl in the blue hat is so sarpotious

by Ya Boi E Dog July 6, 2019

Shamp

A low quality person, with little to no knowledge.

Yooooo, Nick Noblit is a Shamp

by Glock book srry either July 18, 2019

shampoo horn

when you jack off using soap/shampoo

i gave myself a shampoo horn in the shower

by poopooass September 15, 2019