Cinema Syndrome

that feeling after you watch a movie and you feel like you’re in the movie. You have no idea what day or time it is all you know is you are the star and special. You feel like there are cameras on you and you feel so out of it for the rest of the day

“How’d you like the Bohemian Rhapsody, Kyle?”
“I don’t know what to believe anymore. I am Freddie Mercury. I need to be alone right now.”
“Classic Cinema Syndrome.”

by idkurbandictionarygoals January 12, 2019

Fortnite syndrom

This disease starts when someone starts playing the game fortnite . The game infects like a parasite and will not stop until the player fully succumbs. This in turn will cause the user to post their usless wins that no one cares about on their snapchat stories. It also will cause the player to only talk about this game in social life making everyone hate him/her . And finally once all else has failed the user becomes a usless member of society and has nothing to do with his life accept use his mother/father ‘S credit card for usless non existant currency they call V bucks. The infected are commonly called Fortniters.

Person 1 My doctor says I have fortnite syndrome and il turn into a fortniter soon

Person 2 Ok bye never talking to you again you’re a waste of our society

by Thisbitchremishoulddie June 17, 2018

Siri syndrome

Developing the habit of talking to inanimate objects

I caught Jerry asking his shoes why they smell so bad, he must got that Siri syndrome

by Skysiin June 24, 2018

Trumpanitis Syndrome

A mental illness syndrome prominent in the subspecies Stupido Eructus, commonly known as Republicans, altering one's ability to comprehend basic civil concepts, often resulting in a blind following of the Stupido Erectus Primus, Donald Trump. Symptoms may be incoherent stupidity, opinion evidence over factual evidence, homophobic, xenophobic and Islamophobic concepts, abhorrence, blatant obliviousness, gluttony, and other symptoms. The only known cures are The Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, and basically anything other than Fox News.

"I think I might be down with Trumpanitis Syndrome! I mean, who wants Muslim immigrants?" "Dude, you need to go and get some Washington Post. Your mind's been corrupted."

by Llama66 June 27, 2018

Hurley Syndrome

When you think you a chad, but you ain’t a chad.

It’s actually alpha to be cucked because she has to fuck betas (Said someone who has Hurley Syndrome)

by Chad Gamer August 6, 2018

Asskickers Syndrome

The condition of having such unrealistically high expectations of one's self that anything less than excellence is disappointing. Those with A.K.S. gravitate toward opportunities for achievement to the point of neglecting everyday life. Symptoms include violent mood swings, sore losing, sore winning, and few close relationships.

Larry seems like a nice guy, but he's got a major case of Asskickers Syndrome. Don't challenge him to any competition; he turns into a different person.

by MoeBetta September 19, 2018

Passenger Syndrome

The feeling you get when you're riding in a vehicle someone else is driving, where time loses all meaning and before you know it you've arrived at your final destination.

Passenger Syndrome can also be used for when one is going through the motions and not being aware of the life events happening around them.

Honey: Candy, you've got to focus! The show's about to start! Why don't you have your tassels on yet?
Candy: Sorry Honey, I feel lost in the shuffle. One minute I'm getting on the train to the club, the next minute it's showtime.
Honey: Do you need someone to talk to?
Candy: No, I guess it's just the Passenger Syndrome doing its thing again.

by Kerfufflator September 20, 2018