Sock Zone

A state preceding sexual intercourse when a man removes his pants but leaves his socks on. Doing so will immediately destroy his chances of getting laid, as it is the most unattractive thing a man can do.

I was hooking up with Cathy last night when she realized I was in the sock zone. She laughed for twenty minutes then left.

by quincebolis June 7, 2011

Sock Bomb

When a man fills a used codom full of ejaculate (jizz) into a condom and it swells up like a water balloon and throws it at a person.

What the-" SPLAT! "Shit! i jsut got Sock Bombed!

by stamoosong January 24, 2011

circus socks

three ringed high top tube socks usually blue and yellow rings, uber-gay

the fact that bryan was wearing circus socks solidified his queerness

by bobbyboy0517 February 12, 2009

Teeth Socks

The feeling you get on your teeth after not brushing them for a while

Dang, Jenny had some mad teeth socks at Dave's party

Yo man, you got some mouthwash? I got some crazy teeth socks

by Stumpy LePew March 30, 2010

crew socks

A pair of socks that go up to the mid calf. Commonly used by sports, but most importantly by rowers. When you row there's a grand possibility of getting calf bites, so wearing a sock named after your sport comes in hand.

I can't wait for the crew bonfire, we are all tie dying our crew socks that came in the spirit pack.

by Snarkycoxswain July 9, 2016

Nut sock

A nut sock a sock that loners use as a pussy.

-Hey wanna shove carrots up my dogs anus William?
-no I can’t my mom found me eating my fucking nut sock :(

by Sorryiusedmyrealname:( April 6, 2020

Soggy Socks

A pair of cum covered socks, used by perverts, furries, and weebs to jerk off again and again until said Digimon evolves into its second form...Crusty Socks. Known to reside in the land of the sheep shaggers and often has a difficult time making quality memes.

Ewww, you sick fuck... I see your pair of Soggy Socks, its got blood on them, the fuck is wrong with you??!!

by NotoriousHand June 1, 2018