Sloppy Pizza Sex

Eating copious amounts of pizza from any credible place with your partner then attempting to engage in sexual activity shortly after; often associated with low stamina, severe fatigue, high body temperature, a disgusting amount of sweat, shortness of breath, uncomfortable fullness, giving up half-way through sex, and the realization of how pointless it is to attempt having sex after destroying a fuck ton of pizza.

Girl: Babe, let's get pizza tonight!
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*

Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.

*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.

by ch33kz April 07, 2015

A Sloppy Jaben Brown

When two men are in 69 position, the man on top shits on the man on bottoms head as he cums. Also search for a jaben brown

After a huge party Joshua wanted to give Perry a sloppy jaben brown, Perry refused.

by Demetriusdomiko May 30, 2019

sloppy heavy bag

When a man's penis is sloppy wet from intercourse, then the woman performs oral sex on the man and his wet balls keep slapping her in the face.

Damn babe, your Sloppy Heavy Bag fucked my face up!

by Stephen Roche September 26, 2017

sideways sloppy joe

see vagina

that chick has a sideways sloppy joe

by cigaray January 02, 2009

A1 sloppy toppy

The act of giving some bomb ass head

I gave him some A1 sloppy toppy last nite and now he won't stop calling me

by ErikaLust January 23, 2018

Sloppy Taco

When one is having sex and can't seem to keep his penis inside the other person

"That sex would have been great had Brad not pulled a Sloppy Taco the whole time!

by Pro-Win February 23, 2015

Sloppy Joe

The act of a women filling her mouth with chili or a meat sauce then performing oral on one of her male peers.

Ryan: Oh man she gave me a sloppy joe
Nathan: Delicious.

by Dopsonr October 01, 2011