Starfish shooting stars

When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.

I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars

by Erich Miller March 2, 2021

Shoot-n-scoot

A convenience store in a rough part of town where shots ring out on the regular.

I was goin’ to get some smokes and beer at the Shoot-n-scoot when Dray shot the manager for not opening the money drawer quick enough.

by JWBS July 24, 2022

Shooting Pearls

When a man's semen is extra solid to the point where it can be collected and arranged into a necklace.

Man I should really see a doctor I've been shooting pearls lately...

by Oni Garth December 14, 2022

Shoot the kag

To swing your foot toward someone who is in front of you ankle while they are running. This causes one foot to hook the other causing them to fall. If the other is walking, it’s called slipping the kag.

Dickie grabbed my hat off my head and was running in front of me, causing me to shoot the kag. He tumbled on the ground and started crying.

by Wildcatridge June 10, 2021

Fruity shoot

A gay man cumming into another gay man's mouth.

Man 1 - Hey man! Would you like a fruit shoot (type of drink)?
Man 2 - Nah, but I'd like a fruity shoot.

by yuy99 April 19, 2021

Shooting a smiley

A female ejaculation, squirting like a wild cat, preferably on a males smiling face!

Feisty cried out with passionate gasps while shooting a smiley all over the handsome face of her current beau.

by feistynaughty October 14, 2017

shooting worms

An older man incessantly talking about sex when the other person clearly isn’t interested. When asked to stop, he continues.

That guy Bill is such a horn dog. He’d be a cool guy if only he could stop shooting worms.

by Lilslik September 24, 2023