sexually equipped

Being in a state of Erection or as one would put it "wet" while have necessary tools to have sexual intercourse

My boyfriend came home sexually equipped with his piper and his skeet sheet prepared to smash

by Dis_Nigga October 19, 2015

Metro Sexual

Someone who's sexually straight but socially gay.

Richard Simmons is such a metro sexual with his getup and exercise routine.

by Asian Dude 428 June 10, 2021

sexual wankfest

A kind of porn that is so appealing, that you will ejaculate rivers watching it.

That Kim K tape was a fucking sexual wankfest; I just couldn't stop myself from enjoying it.

by LytHeaded June 10, 2017

Not-real-sexual

A sexuality that like three people founded on Tumblr ten years ago and was posted on Urban Dictionary or a Wiki for a person to screen shot it and make it out to be a bigger issue than it really is, then a bunch of self righteous performative activists will try and jump to the defense of a basically non-existent group.
Nobody, or ten people actually identify under this label and most of the time it’s ironic. People will forget about this identity within a month.

“Wow this Not-real-sexual is such a dumb identity lmao”
“Dude you know that’s not an actual identity right?”

by Avon128 December 28, 2020

Sexual empath

The nature of being open to forms of sexual fetishes although not having a specific fetish, but being turned on though the act of turning someone else on or them getting turned on

I’m not into leather but if wearing it gets you horny then as a sexual empath I’ll do it cause it’ll turn me on

by Wise old wolfie March 7, 2023

sexual pest

A sexual pest is a pervert usually male with zero game when it comes to to hooking up. They are often older married guys who gawk at attractive bartenders and waitresses like total creeps when they are sneaking out and having a few drinks behind their wives backs.

That guy Billy Docks is a sexual pest , he’s always staring at me with this stupid drunken look on his face

by Oceandre April 29, 2021

Homie-sexual

When two friends (same gender) have sexual intercourse, but only to satisfy themselves, not because they're gay.

My bitch aint been putting out, so me and Tyrone became Homie-sexual's.

by Chunkysause October 1, 2017