Ryan

The biggest simp will ever meet

My friend ryan is a simp

by Roaringlion223 October 3, 2020

Ryan

He leads turtles across the high way to victory, saving them from the mean elephants that could eat them with there butts.

Guy 1: did you see that guy leading those turtles?
Guy 2: he has to be a ryan

by Mike ox large October 9, 2020

Ryan

An absolute sexy Beast who can pull any girl if he tries and normally has something an absolute god in the bed and don't even get me started on kissing even though he is a big lad he has dark secrets and has had a difficult past but powers through he has very dreamy eyes and very fluffy hair. he makes friends easily and when he does have a girlfriend he will make them feel like the only girl in the world.

Ryan's soooo fit

Ryan was probably my best boyfriend

by Ryan M3ndoza October 13, 2020

Ryan

Bad

Ryan is bad (it’s true)

by IamMeWow October 15, 2020

Ryan

An amazing basketball player who i can Jimmy in the face every jump!

OKAY Ryan!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020

Ryan

The most muscular man in Junior High. He gets stung by a wasp and literally just pulls in out and continues. All the girls are madly in love with him. He can jump 2 meters in one fell swoop.

Ryan just jumped across the river.

by ryancheese October 23, 2020

RYAN

HOTTEST BOY EVER UGHHHH, BEST HAIR AND IS SO NICE, IS ALWAYS SO FUNNY

RYAN IS SO FUNNY

by ZEBRAGIRL123456789 October 25, 2020