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Puppy Love

Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexually in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.
Amaya: I learned a new sex term from my professor during my human sexuality class today.

Amia: What term did you learn?

Amaya: Puppy love and I immediately thought about my ex-boyfriend.

Amia: Yeah, I remember you telling me about his skill or lack of in the bedroom. Puppy love wow.
by Starving Artist246 April 15, 2025
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Puppy troubler

Someone with over zealous attempts to do good and help other people. Normally quite simple and slightly vacant with few friends. Often found working for hospital radio or animal charities.
Rob means well, but to be honest he is a bit of a puppy troubler.
by TheHRD November 17, 2010
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Puppies

A woman giving birth or bearing children ; For use singular or plural..
That dude made sure he grabbed her and squeezed a few puppies out of her so she don't go nowhere ( with another dude )...
by Like_That46 August 10, 2025
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Pitty Puppy

When a man begs a woman for sex by getting on all fours and whimpering like a puppy. They will pretend to be a puppy while naked and if the woman thinks they’ve done a good job the woman an will let the man sniff and eat out her anus. Only after this will the woman use a strap-on to preform anal sex on the man, who must pretend to be a dog the whole time
Oh man my girl friend made me Pitty Puppy last night! It was crazy!
by Boobs42069 January 19, 2022
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Puppy parts

a word used for genitalia, most commonly used in puppy play
Please Mistress, touch my puppy parts!”
by FUCKYEAHYEEEHEE July 20, 2025
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The Puppy Problem

When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.
Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.

Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012
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Puppy Love

Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexually in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.
Danielle: You remember the lecture on puppy love in our human sexuality class.
Kandiss: Yes, and during the lecture I could do is think about my ex and feel sorry for his next.
by Starving Artist May 31, 2025
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