young one

Irish Chav speak for Young Girl. Complete knacker speak.

"Would ya look at the state of that young one! She's dressed like a fuggin' hoor!"

"Me young one's gotten herself up the pole."

by Scandal June 28, 2004

fat one

A penis, specifically a bulbous or "chode" like member. Less of a "shlong" more of a "wang".

"Slap a fat one in your mouth and STFU"

by Colly May 13, 2005

That one person

The one person who says and does the dumbest things ever.

"Bro if there was an earthquake, would people on an airplane feel it?"
"You are that one person."

by John Jackson102 January 6, 2016

One Direction

One of the worst boy bands to hit the fucking planet. If you are a male from ages eight to eighteen, these are likely the only band any 1D fangirls (dubbed Directioners) will be talking about, or any mainstream-loving teenybopper for that matter. If you are a straight male, you either hate them with a passion or there is something wrong with you. If you are bi or gay, you'll probably only find Zayn Malik attractive..

One Direction sucks. Period.

by I hate 1D August 22, 2012

On to the next one

To move on to the next available, hot female whether in person or on video chat. On To The Next One (OTTN1) was a saying used originally by Charles Kast and Corey Rother, as they mac'd on chicks.

Britany_bunny69 : Omg my cam just broke sorry guys, holdon while I try to figure out whats wrong with it.

Gino : Man... WTF? OTTN1
Anthony : Wtf is OTTN1??
Mc : It's On to the next one fool!
Josh : I'm hungry

KPS

by Chaz...izzle October 1, 2010

cut one

to blast ones lunch odour out of the anus with a thundering explosion

who cut one? dirty maggot

by Squatdog October 27, 2003

One-upper

Someone who has apparently had everyone elses experiences happen to them, but much better or much worse. Often this is because they need to be better than others or feel the need to be 'one-up' from everybody else.

Sophie: I got totally drunk and ended up falling asleep on a bench!

Jess: Yeah that happened to me but I woke up in a lion's cage and proper fought it off with my judo style skills. All with a hangover too!

Sophie: You are such a one-upper!

by Gregor McGregorson September 7, 2009